About
Friends, don't you fret none! Them days of eatin' beans outta a tin can are finito!
We're gonna tap into a gusher of greenbacks, faster than a squirrel up a hickory!
Y'all gonna be swimmin' in party money like catfish in a catfish pond,
Howdy folks!
My name is Jebediah Joe aka $jebe and my famly calls me ‘The Yo Bidomizer’. I’m running for president in November 2024. My Presidential Campaign starts now and We're buildin' a rootin' tootin' campaign with real visionaries who wanna shake things up. My goal is to work for my Community and reward them with life changeing rewards.
You, the Community will create - THE LIST - with all the changes that I will implement when I’m President of USA. Togheter we'll ride this campaign like a buckin' bronco 'til election day.
After that - THE LIST - and the - TOP24 - MEMES will be made into NFTs and just like Voyager 1 was sent to eternity out into space, the NFTs will live forever on the block-chain (maybe sent to outer space as well some day).
...And after the election, you the $Jebe Community will rule the USA and
$Jebe will live on!
So climb on board, let's make history and kick ASS, Yo Bidens Ass - Yeehaw!
PRESALE
AND HOW IT WORKS:
First - TheRULE -
Airdrop backers are only allowed to sell 1% of their holdings in one day. If you break this rule, my wizard CAT will reveal your name so we can all throw moldy hamburgers at you.
Now, the stuff:
Total Supply: 1 000 000 000 $JEBE
Community Fund RESERVE (20%) - (unlock in 3 months)
PRESALE for Liquidity Pool - (70%) to be burned and locked*
The President Campaign (Jebediah Joe) - (10%)
TAX=0%
* 50% of the coins will go into the pool and the matching 50% will go to airdrop backers.)
This here's a presale fer a new crypto coin called $JEBE.
- To git in on the presale, ya gotta send some $SOL (Solana) from yer personal wallet (not an exchange) to this here CA address:
92x7bRRFAeZXuDcwjSCAPppaGFDqB5mNjcb7W2jCRRLY
2. Ya'll gonna git % of $JEBE tokens airdropped to ya fer yer contribution.
The more $SOL ya send, the more $JEBE ya git.
3. After the presale and airdrop, I'm gonna set up some liquidity pools fer $JEBE. This'll let ya trade the token on decentralized exchanges (DEXs)
If everything goes really well, we will aim for CoinGecko, Coinmarketcap and Binance...Holy Cow!...
A few things to keep in mind:
- Don't send no dust. Sendin' too little $SOL might mean ya don't git no airdrop.
- I ain't no expert. I've lost a lot of money in DEXs, so do yer own research before ya invest.
- Any Refunds might take a while. I'm just one feller, so it might take me some time to git all the refunds processed.
If ya got any questions, just hit me up.
Email: jebeonsol (A) proton.me
Yeehaw!
CA
6JgCE245ZxYghL3GeCgoCuvYsKyrxo4GAyPgcmEcy6SY
Alright, y'all listen up here, this here's how we git ourselves some $JEBE coins, hillbilly President style.
1. First things first, ya gotta have crypto wallet. .
Ya can download somethin' called Phantom,
for free on yer phone's app store or whatnot.
City slickers with them fancy computers can grab it for Brave or Google Chrome etc., right there on the internet.
2. Now, ya gotta get yer hands on some SOL
Think of it like tradable cash fer this here $JEBE.
If ya ain't got none, Phantom lets ya buy it right there.
Otherwise, ya gotta find it elsewhere
and move it over to yer wallet.
3. Alright, now Head on over to Raydium or Jupiter
(These are the platforms you buy $JEBE coins)
You already done downloaded Phantom, right? Good.
Now git Raydium or Jupiter open, either in yer regular Chrome or through Phantom's own browser.
4. Hook yer wallet up to them, like connectin' a hose.
Now, there'll be a fancy code called $JEBE, just copy and paste that bad boy into Raydium or Jupiter.
Pick $JEBE and make sure everythin' looks right.
When Phantom asks ya to sign somethin',
that's just yer wallet sayin'
"A-yup, I agree!"
Now listen here, sugar. If ya wanna see how this here works, ya gotta watch this dang YouTube example clip [Click to Watch]. But afore ya go spendin' yer hard-earned money, remember this: ya gotta buy somethin' called $jebe when ya pick yer coins. That's right, $jebe or user this CA address:
6JgCE245ZxYghL3GeCgoCuvYsKyrxo4GAyPgcmEcy6SY
Don't go messin' up now!
Now the fun part! Ya can swap yer SOL fer $JEBE.
Have or create a Phantom wallet
Buy SOLANA
and send it to your wallet
Connect it
to Raydium or Jupiter
Swap SOL
For $JEBE -
It’s that simple!
- THE LIST -
Y'all, pay attention!
Right here in our own neck of the woods,
the good $Jebe Comminity folks are gonna
have their say on our rules for the whole dang USA!
Here it is:
1. Rules for Public Schools - No more study or homework wen at home
2. I'm the only candidate that will fund time-travel research.
3. I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws.
4. Free speech is very important.
5. I will create lotta jobs wen we switch to a pony based economy.
6. FED to peg monay to hard assets. One $JEBE equals One Pony!
7. 10 litres of free Mississippi brandy
for “medicinal usage” every month
8. Move White House to Las Vegas and paint it PINK
9. Set up a permanent American colony
for retards on the moon by 2025.
10. People who “fly-tip on Mount Everest shall be put in the stocks and pelted with moldy cheeseburgers
11. I Promis to Veto Any Bill Longer Than 3 Pages
12. Last, If I win, I Promis Not to Call YO BIDEN Weird anymore
More Coming......wating for yer suggestions...
Now hold on, gotta set somethin' straight 'bout this here $JEBE. It ain't got nothin' to do with ol' Joe Biden,
This here's just a funny meme coin, like a collector's item with no real value or guarantee of financial return.
My Granpa said I had to say this, hes a lwyre, layre, heck a law guy or somehting:
DISCLOSURE By purchasing $JEBE coin, you agree that you are not purchasing a security or investment contract and you agree to hold the team harmless and not liable for any losses or taxes you may incur. Although JEBE is a community-driven DeFi Ecosystem and not a registered digital currency, always make sure that you are in compliance with local laws and regulations before you make any purchase.